Russia Invents New Way to Visit Neighbors Without Invitation
Russia is preparing to introduce a law that will allow sending troops anywhere in the world for 'citizen rights protection'. In Liepāja, this is called the classic excuse.
Russian lawmakers have discovered a new art - how to turn invasion into charity. They are preparing to adopt a law that will allow sending armed forces anywhere in the world to 'protect Russian citizens' rights'. This is roughly like saying you came to your neighbor's to help tidy up the garden, but actually want his apple trees.
The bill's authors explain that it's necessary for cases when Russian citizens are being 'criminally persecuted' abroad. For example, when someone is accused of war crimes or child deportation - apparently such 'persecution' is unfounded in their view. In Liepāja, walking along the North Pier during a storm, you can see how waves try to 'protect' the shore from peace - similarly, this law will 'protect' neighboring countries.
A particularly spicy fact: Putin just signed a law allowing the ignoring of International Criminal Court decisions. It's like saying: 'I won't listen to the judge because I don't like what he's saying.' Reminds one of a child who covers his ears and screams: 'Can't hear you, can't hear you!'
A local expert comments: 'Well, at least they're honest - now they can officially send troops anywhere with the justification of protecting their own. Previously they did this without any justification.' Meanwhile, storm watchers at the North Pier think that nature is at least honest in its destruction - it never pretends to come help.
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