Russia Consults with Iran on Drone Tactics — Like Haggling for the Best Fish at Liepāja Market
Russia is now learning from Iran how to launch drones in waves. In Liepāja, we call this kind of cooperation a normal market transaction.
The world is once again surprised by an unusual partnership — Russia is now consulting with Iran on drone tactics. CNN reports that Shahed drones are so effective that even Persian Gulf states don't understand what's happening. It's like trying to figure out Riga's traffic system — theoretically something works there, but exactly how, nobody knows.
Until now, Russia only shared general information, but now it's providing specific tactical advice. In Liepāja, we'd call this development a normal market transaction — one teaches, the other learns, and both benefit. At our market, everything is also fresher than in Riga and half the price, except here nobody would be surprised if a fish vendor shared recipes for the best marinade.
Russia launches drones in waves, regularly changing course to avoid air defenses. This tactic is as complicated as trying to get from Karosta to downtown on a Saturday evening — you have to change routes, avoid obstacles, and hope you end up where you planned.
Local Liepāja resident Jānis comments on the situation: "Well, what's the surprise? We also consult with neighbors here about the best ways to survive winter. We just don't have to shoot with drones — a proper heating system is enough." Meanwhile, Western intelligence agencies worriedly point to China's support for Iran, but refuse to explain in detail — apparently as mysterious as our tram schedule.
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