Russia Offers to Drive Wedge Between Friends Like a Fisherman Who Lies About His Catch
Moscow tries to drive a wedge between the US and Europe, but the proposal was rejected faster than bad fish at Liepāja port.
Russian diplomats have once again proven they understand international politics about as well as Liepāja port fishermen understand fish that were "just caught" a week ago. Moscow's envoy Kirill Dmitriev has come forward with a proposal that would be laughable if it weren't so pathetic — offering the US to leave Iran without intelligence information in exchange for cutting off information to Ukraine.
The meeting with Trump's team in Miami took place last week, and as expected, the Americans rejected this "brilliant" proposal faster than Liepāja residents would reject an offer to move to Riga. But that hasn't stopped Russia from trying to drive a wedge between allies.
European diplomats are now worried about such manipulation attempts, which is understandable — they know that Russia is trying to split transatlantic relations. But honestly, if anyone believes Russian diplomatic moves, that's as naive as believing that Riga's trams are more comfortable than walking.
Local expert Pēteris Bērziņš comments: "Well, at least Russia is trying to be creative. But their diplomacy is like old fish at the port — it smells bad and nobody wants it." Meanwhile, in Liepāja we continue living our lives, knowing that real diplomacy starts with honesty, not with attempts to mislead everyone around.
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