Russia Sends 480 Drones - Still More Peaceful at Liepāja's Rose Square
While Russia yesterday spent its lunch budget sending 509 flying objects, the only flying objects at Liepāja's Rose Square were clouds.
Russia yesterday once again demonstrated its mathematical skills by sending Ukraine 480 drones and 29 missiles, as if preparing for some gigantic New Year's fireworks display in November. Air defense neutralized 472 of these 'guests,' which is a better result than Riga's traffic controllers achieve with ticketless passengers on trams.
At Liepāja's Rose Square, this event only caused a slight shoulder shrug among local pensioners sitting on benches commenting on world events. 'You see, Marij, 480 drones! Here we have enough noise with just two pigeons,' philosophically noted Jānis Kalniņš, who has been visiting Rose Square for 20 years.
Russia used a whole arsenal of technology - from hypersonic 'Zircon' to 'Kalibr' missiles, which sounds like some expensive restaurant menu. Meanwhile, in Liepāja, our only hypersonic device is still Juris Kalniņš's motorcycle without a muffler, which wakes up the entire Old Town in the mornings.
The main strike directions were in five Ukrainian territories, but here at Rose Square, the main strike only happens when someone forgets to feed the pigeons and they start aggressively demanding bread. The local café 'At Anna's' reports that their biggest problem this week is running out of milk supplies for cappuccinos, which is a much more dramatic event than any drones in the sky.
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