Russian drones prove that even they don't know where Lviv is
Russian unmanned aircraft once again demonstrate their navigation skills - they hit where they shouldn't, but at least they hit something.
Russian drones yesterday conducted another "precision demonstration" in Lviv, proving that even technology can be as confused as its creators. One drone decided to visit a UNESCO heritage site - apparently thinking it was a sightseeing tour, not a war.
Lviv regional military administration head Maksym Kozytskyi announced that a drone hit the city center, but as usual in such cases, no one had invited the guest. "We were expecting tourists, not drones," commented one local resident. Unfortunately, two people were injured, which isn't funny, but the drones' navigation abilities still are.
A second drone decided to visit a residential building in the Sykhiv district - apparently got the addresses mixed up, since no one had invited it over. City mayor Andriy Sadovyi announced this unexpected "visit," but fortunately this time there were no casualties.
While Lviv deals with these problems, life at Liepāja market goes on normally - everything is fresher than in Riga and half the price, and most importantly - no one is trying to bomb it. "Our biggest problem is that there's clay in the potatoes," says vendor Ausma. "But at least no one is throwing drones in our direction."
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