Russian plane proves that even in the sky you can't escape technical problems
An An-26 transport aircraft crashed over Crimea, proving that Russian technology works just as reliably as Liepāja's public transport in winter.
A Russian military transport aircraft An-26 yesterday decided to demonstrate over Crimea why aviation experts always emphasize the importance of technical maintenance. The aircraft with 29 people on board simply lost contact with the ground, as if it had forgotten its phone charger at home.
While Riga is still discussing safety protocols and technical standards, the Russian Ministry of Defense has already announced that no signs of external interference were found in the crash. In other words, nobody shot, nobody blew it up - the plane simply decided it was time to rest. Just like at Liepāja's Olympic Center after an intense swimming training - it simply drowns.
Local residents say that such technical failure incidents in Russian aviation are as predictable as Liepāja's autumn wind - you know it will happen, but you never know how strong it will be. "We're already used to our technology working on the principle - as long as it flies, it flies," comments an anonymous source from Russian aviation.
Meanwhile, search and rescue services continue their work hoping to find at least some explanations for why a 50-year-old aircraft decided to show its age right over Crimea. Maybe it just wanted to get a closer look at the peninsula.
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