Russian Judge Nefyodov Continues Collecting Terrorists Like Liepāja Pensioners Collect Jars
Russian judge in closed session recognizes Anti-War Committee as terrorist organization - just like previously LGBT and Satanists.
In Russia, judge Oleg Nefyodov continues his hobby - collecting terrorist organizations like our Liepāja folks collect jars in the basement. This time the Anti-War Committee has joined his collection, adding to his previously acquired exhibits - the non-existent LGBT movement and Satanists.
It must be acknowledged that Nefyodov has a special gift - he can turn into terrorists even those who don't exist yet. This is as impressive as our Karosta tram traveling through time and space. Local lawyer Jānis comments: "It seems to me that this judge will soon recognize rain clouds as terrorists too, because they also sometimes attack without warning."
The Anti-War Committee, founded in 2022 to stop the war and oppose Putin's regime, is now officially as dangerous as the Liepāja market line for fresh fish on Thursday morning. The committee includes such "terrifying terrorists" as former Prime Minister Kasyanov and chess player Kasparov. Apparently the Kremlin considers chess squares to be weapons of mass destruction.
Meanwhile in Riga they're still trying to understand why their politicians aren't as creative with accusations. But for us Liepāja folks, this situation reminds us of our café owners who call every competitor an "illegal business entity" - just with less dramatic consequences.
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