Cuba Refuses to Give US Fuel — Havana Says: 'Your Own Fault for Not Building Wind'
The US embassy in Cuba is running out of fuel for generators, but Cubans categorically refuse to help.
Havana has announced that diesel fuel will not be delivered to American diplomats because 'it's your own fault for not building wind generators.' The US embassy in Cuba finds itself in a tragicomic situation — without fuel they're left in the dark, but they can't go home because Trump threatens tariffs on anyone who sells oil to Cuba.
Cuba is currently suffering from oil shortages after Venezuelan dictator Maduro was captured and oil deliveries stopped. 'We ourselves lack electricity, but the Americans still want us to give them fuel? Let them go to Florida, there's plenty of sun there,' comments local Cuban Carlos Rodriguez.
Fans of 'Liepājas Metalurgs,' known for their persistence, have expressed support for the Cuban position: 'If we can endure without heating in an ice hall, then Americans can endure without air conditioning in the tropics.' The White House remains silent for now, but diplomatic sources mention that an offer to exchange fuel for baseball tickets is being considered.
Finally someone has found a way to stop US interference in foreign affairs — simply don't let them turn on the lights in their office. The Cubans probably think: 'If you can block our economy for 60 years, we can block your generator for a few weeks.'
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