Latgale Wakes Up with Sunshine While Riga Continues Sleeping in Fog's Embrace
On Monday, Latgale residents will be able to boast about sunshine, while capital dwellers will once again breathe dust and wonder why they don't live in a normal place.
On Monday the sun will shine in Latgale, and I can already hear Riga folks mocking the "provincial weather conditions." But wait – where exactly is it better? Where the skies clear up and you can see life in color, or where the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife?
In Liepāja, of course, it will be perfect – we have wind that constantly ventilates the city. "I've never understood why people pay money for air purifiers when you can simply live by the sea," philosophically remarks Zenta from Grobiņa, while her hair flows horizontally.
Meanwhile, Riga expects "high air pollution" – is that a new tourism slogan? "Visit Riga – the city where the air is so rich you can chew it!" Minus six degrees and no wind – perfect conditions for learning to breathe through your nose.
Anticyclone – sounds like something from a sci-fi movie. But this time it just means that Latgale will be beautiful, while Riga will be – as usual. Atmospheric pressure 1013-1015 hectopascals – almost as high as rent prices in the capital.
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