Latgale Youth Discover: Easier to Sell Fake Nike Than Real Socks in Liepāja
While Riga police search for stolen phone chargers, Latgale reveals entire empires of e-cigarettes and counterfeits.
Last week, Latgale police uncovered a business that surpasses even Liepāja's Rose Square flea market with its product diversity. Two young entrepreneurs from the 2005 generation decided that regular work is too boring, so it's better to engage in all kinds of commerce.
The first businessman in Rēzekne specialized only in e-cigarette liquid — specifically 30 milliliters of "Vazol Salt." What a practical approach! While we in Liepāja are still thinking whether to take one or two bananas at the Central Market, he's already mastered precise quantity sales. Police found another 270 milliliters in his "Audi," indicating serious business planning.
The second entrepreneur in Ludza turned out to be a real department store on wheels. 57 e-cigarettes, 2478 grams of chewing tobacco, 1350 milliliters of liquid, 141 pairs of "Nike" socks, "Apple" headphones, "Louis Vuitton" wallet, and even 35.5 liters of moonshine. Such product range diversity surpasses even our largest stores!
"Well, the boys were gifted with entrepreneurial spirit," comments local resident Jānis. "Just a shame they didn't ask for advice — in Liepāja we've known for years that the best business is honest business, because otherwise you end up like with our tram — lots of noise, but at the final stop you still end up where you started."
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