Lebanon's 760,000 Person Relocation: Liepāja Metalurgs Fans Envy Such Organization
While 760 thousand people in Lebanon are orderly relocating to shelters, Liepāja Metalurgs fans dream of such efficient coordination before away games.
A grandiose relocation operation is taking place in Lebanon, where 760,000 people have left their homes in two days and headed to 580 shelters. Due to such a level of organization, "Liepāja Metalurgs" fans are feeling envious - they've been trying to organize away trips to Riga for years, but it's never worked out so smoothly.
"They moved half a million people there in two days, but we couldn't gather two buses for a Riga 'Dinamo' game," admits one of the "Metalurgs" supporters. "And they're even distributing meals - 100,000 per day! Our buffet's maximum is three piroshki and hot tea."
The ministry announced that 6,000 families will receive a one-time payment of $100, which raised a question in Liepāja - whether that's more or less than the average cost of a hockey game ticket in Riga, including fuel and tears over the loss.
While Lebanon and Israel continue their military confrontation with rocket exchanges, the only exchange in Liepāja happens between "Metalurgs" fans and Riga team supporters on social media. Both sides use similar tactics - lots of noise and little result, but at least nobody leaves home for 580 shelters.
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