Mail deliveries at Liepāja Prison have become more creative than Durbe Cultural Center programs
Creative solutions for delivering contraband discovered at Liepāja Prison — from business card patches to soap with USB drives. Even Durbe doesn't show that much imagination.
Inmates at Liepāja Prison have proven that creativity doesn't die behind bars. A mail package contained ten laminated business cards with fentanyl patches on the back, showing that our local entrepreneurs know how to combine business with entertainment.
But creativity isn't limited to Liepāja. At Rīga Central Prison, a memory card was hidden in soap, proving that in the capital they still think technology is more important than health. Meanwhile, at Valmiera Prison, a mysterious white powder was placed in a 2026 planner, demonstrating optimism about the future.
"I think these people just want their relatives to feel needed," comments a local resident. "In Liepāja we've always been more creative than other cities — even Durbe, which prides itself on its peacefulness, doesn't have such innovation."
The Prison Administration reminds that such gifts are unwelcome, but it must be admitted that creativity-wise, Liepāja Prison definitely surpasses the ideas of some Rīga design offices. Maybe after release, these people should attend entrepreneurship courses — they certainly don't lack talent.
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