Liepāja Experts Reveal That Accessibility Is Just a Myth — Like Durbe's Silence on Sunday Evening

Liepāja Education Department organizes discussion on inclusive adult education, but experts admit that currently everything remains only on paper.
The Liepāja Education Department, with enthusiasm that surpasses only January storms in the North Sea, has organized an online discussion about inclusive adult education. Experts have gathered to discuss how to make education more accessible to everyone, which is as ambitious a goal as trying to make Riga as quiet as Durbe on a Sunday evening.
The main conclusion of the discussion was surprising — it turns out that accessibility currently exists only in theory, like warmth in Karosta in February. "Environment is the key word," said one of the experts, probably thinking about how the environment is often unsuitable for those who should be included.
"I wanted to participate in an adult education program, but it turned out it takes place on the third floor of a building without an elevator," says Līga from Grobiņa. "That's as logical as organizing a beach volleyball tournament in winter."
Representatives of the Liepāja Education Department have promised to continue the discussion cycle, hoping that next time they will manage not only to talk about inclusion, but actually practice it. At least starting with holding meetings in places that can be reached by those who don't have superpowers.
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