Liepāja Sailors' Wives Seek Science - Will Researchers Find Where Romance Has Disappeared?
The University of Latvia is studying the experience of sailors' wives to understand how to survive with a partner who spends more time with ships than with his wife.
Researchers at the University of Latvia have discovered a new field of science - the psychology of sailors' wives. Apparently, our capital city's intellectuals have developed a deep need to understand what it's like when your husband spends more time with the ocean than with you.
"Here in Liepāja, we've long known that sailors' wives are the strongest women in the world," says Karosta resident Maija, whose husband has been sailing the Atlantic for the third month now. "But if the Riga's folks want to study this at a scientific level - go right ahead! Maybe they'll finally understand why we Liepāja women are so independent."
The study reveals surprising facts - it turns out that sailors' wives are more meticulous and industrious than ordinary women. Well yes, when your husband is away, the house won't clean itself! But the most ridiculous part is that scientists claim sailors' wives are less social. Perhaps they haven't been to Liepāja's harbor on a Saturday evening, when all the sailors' wives meet at "Fontaine" café to discuss life's wisdom.
"Lower extraversion indicators" - seriously? We've simply learned independence, while Riga women are still looking for a man to help them open a jar of pickles. But if anyone wants to participate in the study and help scientists understand that Liepāja women are simply stronger - the survey awaits!
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