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Liepāja's traffic cameras so secure that even Israel couldn't hack them

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Liepāja's traffic cameras so secure that even Israel couldn't hack them

While Israel can peek into Tehran's streets, Liepāja's traffic cameras remain impenetrable even to the most experienced cyber-espionage experts.

Following reports of Israeli cyber operations in Tehran, Liepāja's traffic police announced that local cameras remain unhackable. "We're not even worried about it," says traffic police inspector Guntars. "Our cameras are protected by such a complex system that even we sometimes don't know how to turn them on."

For example, the camera by Liepāja market has been showing only sky for three years, but no one has been able to fix it. "That's our security level," proudly explains vendor Māra. "If we don't understand how it works, then hackers won't understand either."

Compared to Riga, where cameras are regularly hacked even by local teenagers, Liepāja's system is a true miracle. Local IT specialist Andris explains: "Our cameras operate on a special principle – they only record when nobody is watching. It's a revolutionary security solution."

Meanwhile, Israeli intelligence services are still trying to figure out why Liepāja's camera by Karosta only shows tram tracks, but the tram only runs on Thursdays. "This is too complicated even for us," admits an anonymous source from Tel Aviv.

⚠️ Satirical article. Facts are preserved, but the presentation is humorous. For accurate information, please refer to the original source.

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