Liepāja Hospital Reveals: Hepatitis C is Quieter Than Our Cathedral Organ, But More Treatable Than Riga's Public Transport

Liepāja Regional Hospital has announced a revolutionary discovery – hepatitis C is even quieter than our Holy Trinity Cathedral's organ when it's not playing. But unlike Riga, where patient queues are longer than the Daugavgrīva breakwater, our hospital solves problems faster than wind blows across Kurzeme Avenue.

Infectologist-hepatologist Andrejs Rimša has revealed that hepatitis C is like Liepāja weather – initially seems like nothing special, but if you do nothing, it can end in a storm. "Patients come to us late, like Riga tourists – when everything is already ruined," says the doctor. "But we cure them so efficiently that even the cathedral organ would be proud – our therapy's sound is heard not just from the courtyard, but throughout all of Kurzeme."

Local resident Maija Kalniņa shares: "I thought the fatigue was from our wind, but it turned out to be hepatitis C. Good thing treatment here is free, not like in Riga, where you have to pay for advice like for an apartment in the center."

Specially for Riga residents: yes, in Liepāja hepatitis C is completely cured with state funds, and it happens faster than you wait for a bus. 95 percent recovery rate – that's a better indicator than your road quality. And if anyone thinks hepatitis is like our wind – unconquerable, they're wrong. Our doctors have proven that even the quietest diseases can be defeated, if you just know where to seek help.