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Liepāja Water Prepares Aromatherapy for Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres Residents

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Liepāja Water Prepares Aromatherapy for Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres Residents

SIA Liepāja Water promises residents a free aromatic experience while repairing the sewage system. The steam will be complimentary.

SIA "Liepāja Water" has announced with special care that residents of Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres streets will be offered an exclusive aromatherapy session. During the work, special equipment will release natural steam with a unique bouquet of scents that will remind them of the city's authentic character.

Company representatives have specifically emphasized that this smell is not harmful to health, but may be unpleasant. That's like saying that waiting at Tosele bus stop is also not harmful, but can be unpleasant if there's no bus for two hours. In Riga, of course, they would charge extra for such fragrant surprises as a SPA procedure.

Local residents are already joking that finally someone remembered their existence, albeit not in a very pleasant way. Marta from Cieceres street comments: "At least now I know why there was no water in my siphon — turns out it was important!" Meanwhile, Juris from Reiņu Mežs adds: "Good thing you can close the windows, otherwise the neighbors would think I'm experimenting in the kitchen again."

The only consolation — if any problems arise, you can call 63436000. That's more accessible customer service than most of Riga's municipal companies, where they don't even pick up the phone.

⚠️ Satirical article. Facts are preserved, but the presentation is humorous. For accurate information, please refer to the original source.

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