University of Liepāja Prepares for Grand Celebration: 300 Students Will Finally Receive Diplomas and Can Say They Studied at a Real University
RTU Liepāja Academy will graduate almost 300 students this summer, which is more than Riga graduates once a year from home economics courses. The ceremony will require two days, since everything can't be accomplished during one tram ride.
Sensation in the education world! University of Liepāja - the center of science and student life - is preparing for a summer graduation that will be bigger than Riga's central market on a Friday afternoon. Almost 300 graduates will receive diplomas, which is more people than can fit in the Assembly Hall without squeezing.
The ceremony will require two full days - June 26th and 27th - because in Liepāja everything is done carefully and with feeling. While in Riga diplomas are handed out like chips in a supermarket, our people dedicate time to each graduate like a personal friend. On the first day, teachers, social workers and speech therapists will receive diplomas, which means the city will have many people who know how to properly pronounce 'Liepāja.'
On the second day it will be the turn of business, IT and technical sciences graduates. 'I can already see how our programmers will build applications that predict Liepāja's wind direction,' says local resident Valdis, who himself graduated from this same academy 20 years ago and still takes pride in it.
What's most exciting is that among the graduates are cultural management and tourism specialists, which means - finally someone will know how to explain to tourists why Liepāja's tram runs exactly the way it runs. And with new media artists, the city will gain people who can visually depict what the wind does to hairstyles.
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