Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing
Liene Kupiča demonstrates the highest art of patience while neighbors turn night into a karaoke show. Hotel singers prove there are no limits to bad voices.
Liepāja journalist Liene Kupiča has discovered a new therapeutic method for dealing with nighttime concerts under her windows. While other people would call the police, Kupiča has chosen the observer position, silently evaluating the singers' artistic achievements. The result? Nothing particularly positive.
According to the journalist's assessment, the nighttime serenade resembled more of a competition where whoever can out-scream the others wins, rather than a genuine musical performance. "Either sing quieter or more beautifully," she diplomatically suggests, as if the night singers had a choice between these options.
Most surprising is the fact that the singers weren't even from her building, but from a nearby hotel. This means someone paid money for accommodation only to then hold an unofficial karaoke contest there with a "Broken Hearts Songs" repertoire. As one neighbor said: "I wonder if the neighbor would lull her baby to sleep with such a song." Probably not, unless the goal is raising the next generation of rock musicians.
Meanwhile, the Karosta Canal continues to peacefully split the city in two, unaware that hotel guests are creating more drama than any bridge ever could. At least the canal does it quietly and with style, which cannot be said for the night singers who seem to have decided that Liepāja's acoustics aren't good enough without their "artistic" contribution.
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