Liepāja Residents Confused: Why Hasn't Anyone Hit Our Schools with a Rocket Yet?
While rockets are flying into schools around the world, Liepāja's educational institutions continue to struggle with ordinary challenges - old buildings and heating systems.
Liepāja residents are watching news reports about rocket strikes on schools elsewhere in the world with bewilderment, as local educational institutions are still battling completely different problems.
"Here in Karosta, our school roof has been leaking for three years, but no one has hit it with a rocket. Something's wrong with our military reputation," says local resident Jānis, who takes his child to school by tram every morning.
The Liepāja Education Department admits that rocket strikes would be the least of their problems compared to the need to repair buildings constructed during Soviet times. "If someone hit us with a rocket, at least it would be clear why the heating doesn't work," comments a department employee who wished to remain anonymous.
Meanwhile in Riga, where no one has hit schools with rockets either, they continue to proudly talk about their "modern" educational institutions, without mentioning that Liepāja students have been learning to live in extreme conditions for years without any rockets whatsoever.
Local parents believe their children are resilient enough to handle any situation — even if someone does decide to strike our coastal city with a rocket after all.
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