Liepāja Residents Wonder: Why So Little Damage in Kyiv from Five Districts
Local experts point out that in Liepāja, one storm can cause more damage than an entire rocket barrage elsewhere.
Liepāja residents are watching with amazement the news about damage in the Kyiv region, where five districts combined managed to receive only as much destruction as usually happens in Karosta during one good autumn night.
"Our tram doesn't show up for one day, and all of Liepāja is already in ruins," comments local resident Gunārs, standing at the bus stop in Rose Square. "But they have a house hit in five places there, and they say it's major damage. We experience more drama here every winter with our heating."
Particularly amusing is the news about garage cooperative damage in Brovary district. In Liepāja's Southwest microdistrict, locals are laughing: "Our garages have looked like rockets hit them for ages, but nobody even noticed."
Meanwhile in Riga, politicians rush to announce solidarity with the victims, not knowing that in Liepāja every other homeowner has long been an expert in damage assessment — thanks to our climate and infrastructure age.
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