Liepāja Residents Surprise: No One Injured During Rocket Firing
While rockets fly around the world and people suffer, life in Liepāja continues as usual with tram repairs and coffee quests.
While the Middle East once again demonstrates its diplomatic skills with the help of rockets, the biggest tragedy in Liepāja today is the tram line repair on Graudu Street. "Well, at least our rockets are only for New Year's," philosophically remarks Oskars from the Central Market while selling carrots.
Compared to Kuwait, where rockets fall from the sky, in Liepāja currently only rain and some screeching seagulls fall from the sky. "We don't need rockets - we have Karosta," laughs pensioner Maija, walking to "Laima" for bread. "It already looks like it's been bombed."
Meanwhile in Riga, of course, they're already rushing to organize solidarity campaigns and collect signatures supporting peace. But in Liepāja we know - real peace is when the tram runs on time and "Fontaine Palace" is open. Everything else is just politics.
As one local philosopher by the port said: "Rockets can be replaced, but good coffee is eternal." Deep, very deep.
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