Trump Again Yelling Like a Vendor at Central Market: Why Attack, Why Now?
The American president acts like our Central Market vendor - yells loudly but doesn't really know what he's selling.
Well look at that Trump! Acts like our Central Market vendor on Monday morning — yells loudly that all his goods are the best, but doesn't really know what's lying in his basket. Only this time he wasn't trading potatoes, but rockets.
As Maija from Karosta says: "This Trump is like our tram — it's moving, but nobody knows if it'll make it to the end." And indeed, the man makes decisions faster than a Liepāja resident decides to go swimming in November — both crazy and pointless.
Most interesting is that he first said Iran's nuclear program was "destroyed." That's like saying Liepāja's wind has stopped — we all know that's impossible! But now he's attacking that same "destroyed" program again. As our old Kārlis from the port says: "Either you're lying, or someone's lying to you — there's no third option!"
In Riga, of course, all politicians are smart only on paper, but this American president outdoes even them. At least in our capital, when someone starts a senseless attack, it's only on social media, not with real rockets. In Liepāja we call such big talkers "windbags" — lots of noise, but little substance.
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