Elderly Man Arrested in London Who Probably Wouldn't Have Survived a Karosta Winter
A 72-year-old former diplomat has caught police attention, but in Liepāja such scandals would be resolved with one conversation at Roja café.
While London struggles to deal with its 72-year-old troublemakers, in Liepāja such matters are resolved civilly - with good conversation and strong coffee. Some Mandelson fellow has been arrested on suspicion of passing state secrets, all connected to that famous Epstein.
Yes, of course he's not from Liepāja - our old men wouldn't do such foolish things. As Gunita from the Central Market said: 'Here, 72-year-old men think about their gardens and grandchildren, not some secret documents. And if someone's passing anything around, it's only recipes for delicious pies.'
This Mandelson was an ambassador to the US, but now he's sitting in detention. By comparison - our Liepāja diplomats would never get into such trouble because they know how to behave. Plus they have the whole Baltic Sea coastal climate that strengthens character.
But seriously speaking, while England's elite swim in scandals, in Liepāja 72-year-old gentlemen ride the tram to Karosta to watch the sea and feed seagulls. Much more respectable than sitting in a police station explaining about some documents. As they say - better to be an honest Liepāja resident than an untrustworthy diplomat.
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