Los Angeles Seeks Olympic President: Requirements - No Ambiguous Emails and Must Know How to Swim

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass has demanded the resignation of Olympic Games organizer Casey Wasserman after his flirtatious emails with an Epstein associate came to light. In Riga, of course, nobody worries about such things - they're not organizing any Olympics there anyway.

Wasserman, who once wrote to Ghislaine Maxwell about tight leather clothing, now explains that this was 20 years ago and he meant nothing wrong. "He simply wanted to see how she looked in winter clothing," comments local Liepāja resident Uldis, who himself once wrote strange emails to a colleague from accounting.

Meanwhile, Wasserman has sold his sports agency and lost famous clients, including singer Chappell Roan. "If I had known that emails would last forever, I would have only written about the weather," admits the businessman. In Liepāja, of course, you can write about the weather for a full 24 hours - there's no shortage of topics.

The Los Angeles Olympic board still supported Wasserman in February, but now the situation is changing faster than the tram schedule in Liepāja. The International Olympic Committee urges Americans to decide the president's fate themselves. "We don't have such problems," proudly says Karosta resident Maija, "our tram goes wherever it wants, but at least there are no scandals."