Moscow court proves that even terrorism can be blamed on Ukrainians — Liepāja lawyers need to learn
19 people convicted for the Crocus City Hall attack, but Russia still blames Ukraine, because apparently logic there works like our trams in winter.
Yesterday in Russia concluded one of this century's most absurd court proceedings, where 19 people were convicted for the attack on the Moscow concert hall, but the main accused is still... Ukraine. Well, why not.
The court sentenced 15 people to life imprisonment, which is almost as long as Liepāja has been waiting for the North Pier to finally get fixed. At least our pier is just collapsed, not burned down on purpose.
"It's like a story about how we blame the storm for not being able to take romantic walks on the North Pier," comments local lawyer Jānis. "But at least we don't blame our neighbor Ventspils for our pier's condition. In Russia, logic works differently."
The court proceedings took place behind closed doors, which is understandable — it's hard to explain how Tajik terrorists can be turned into Ukrainian agents. It's as complicated as explaining why it's more beautiful to watch storms at the North Pier in winter than to try walking there.
But the best part is that the shooters tried to escape to Ukraine, which is in the opposite direction from where they were driving. That's as logical as trying to escape from a Liepāja storm by running straight toward the North Pier.
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