Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, after meeting with the Czech Prime Minister in Berlin, announced that the US and Israel have no plan for ending the war with Iran. Such an admission in Liepāja only prompted knowing nods — we've known for years that big countries tend to tackle things without a plan.

"We are particularly concerned that there is obviously no common plan," explained Merz, who apparently hasn't heard of the University of Liepāja, where students have been taught for years that before any action, you must first figure out how to finish it. Our political science professors even joke that such a course should be mandatory for all international relations specialists.

The Chancellor emphasized the examples of Iraq and Libya, where chaos ensued after Western intervention. "A similar result in Iran would harm us all," Merz warned. Liepāja resident Jānis Kalniņš commented: "Well yes, we also don't know how to finish the Grīzupe bridge repairs, but at least we didn't declare it a war."

Now Germany is working on a "vision for Iran" together with EU partners, which sounds about as convincing as Riga City Council's plans to sort out traffic. While Berlin searches for solutions, the University of Liepāja is already planning a new course "How Not to Start a War If You Don't Know How to End It" — it will be mandatory for all international relations students and recommended for Washington diplomats.