Meteorologists reveal sensation: Wednesday will be as bright as Liepāja's tram future
Scientists shocked - weather can actually be good. Riga traditionally expecting zero degrees and zero joy.
Complete chaos reigns in the meteorological world today. After lengthy calculations and computer simulations, they have reached a revolutionary conclusion — Wednesday will be sunny. This is as unexpected as news that Liepāja port's director actually works at the port.
Until now, natural scientists were convinced that Latvians were created to live under constant clouds and complain about the weather. Now it turns out that sometimes the skies can even be clear. Local resident Jānis Bērziņš comments: "I thought my solar energy system was broken, but it turns out there simply wasn't any sun."
In Riga, of course, the traditional zero degrees are expected, which perfectly characterizes the capital's residents' enthusiasm level about life in general. Meanwhile in Liepāja, temperatures may reach even +1 degree, which seems like summer's return to locals. Already on Grobiņas Street, the first daredevils in shorts can be spotted.
In Karosta, a military person who wished to remain anonymous admits: "We've been preparing for the worst weather for years, but this sunny Wednesday completely confuses us. Next time we'll definitely plan for good weather too." Meanwhile at Liepāja market, vendors are hastily searching for sunglasses, as no one expected they might come in handy.
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