Meteorologists Finally Reveal That There Will Be Weather This Weekend — Liepāja Residents Not Surprised by This Information

The State Meteorological Service today published a revolutionary report revealing that there will be weather conditions in Latvia over the weekend. This sensational information is already worrying Riga residents, who are accustomed to weather simply not happening.

Thursday will feature clouds that will do what clouds usually do — hang around in the sky and occasionally rain. Friday, those currently existing clouds will mostly disperse, as even clouds understand there's no point staying in Latvia for the weekend. Southern winds will strengthen, though in Liepāja such news is met with a skeptical smile — our legendary wind, this uninvited guest in any season, has never been weak and has never asked for permission.

Temperatures will be between +9 and +14 degrees, except in Kurzeme and the North Vidzeme coast, where it will be +4 to +8 degrees. Meteorologists explain that such temperature will be exactly as warm as it is, and not a degree more. Local resident Jānis Bērziņš comments: "Oh I see, so it will be cold, but not too cold. Thanks for this profound analysis."

Sunday will bring rain to Kurzeme, because someone has to be miserable. However, later in March an anticyclone will return, which means the weather will again be what it will be. No drastic temperature changes are forecast, so we can safely say that temperature will change exactly as much as it will change.