Meteorologists Promise Tuesday Without Rain — Liepāja Already Preparing Boats
Weather forecast claims Tuesday will be dry, but Liepāja residents know the only reliable dryness is in Lake Liepāja.
Meteorologists announce with unusual confidence that this Tuesday will be mostly dry weather with sun even shining through the clouds. In Liepāja, locals receive this news with healthy skepticism, as they well remember last year's promises of a dry summer, when even Lake Liepāja seemed wetter than the air.
Wednesday promises southerly winds with gusts up to 18 meters per second, which by Riga standards means catastrophe, but in Liepāja they call it a light breeze. As old Kārlis from Karosta says: "Until I can't stand on my feet, it's not real wind yet." Temperature is promised up to +14 degrees, which is almost as warm as Riga's political atmosphere before elections.
Thursday expects rain mainly in the eastern part, which means Riga will be wet again, but Liepāja will remain beautiful. The forecast says temperature won't drop below zero, which is surprisingly optimistic considering snow was promised at the beginning of April.
The weekend could pass without major precipitation, which in Liepāja's context means the sea will be only slightly angrier than usual. While Lake Liepāja enjoys peaceful quiet, the seaside will continue its eternal battle with winds and waves. However, meteorologists don't mention whether these forecasts are as reliable as promises about fast train connections to Riga.
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