Meteorologists Promise to Cancel Liepāja's Eternal Darkness on Wednesday
Weather forecasters announce a revolutionary discovery - the sun might actually appear in Liepāja on Wednesday. Local residents are already starting to search for sunglasses.
The Latvian Environment, Geology and Meteorology Centre today announced a historic event - something that science calls the sun might appear in Liepāja on Wednesday. Meteorologists claim that this rare phenomenon could be observable for several hours, which is a record over the past six months.
"I was already starting to think that the sun was just a myth that parents tell children so they don't get depressed," admits local resident Jānis Vētra. "Now I'm not saying anything - if the meteorologists aren't lying, I'll have to look for sunglasses somewhere in the attic."
The north wind, which is as common in Liepāja as Riga residents' amazement that you can see better quality shows at Liepāja Theatre than in the capital, will gust up to 16 meters per second. This means locals will be able to enjoy both sunshine and the usual "blowdryer" effect.
The temperature will rise to +9 degrees, which on Liepāja's scale is practically tropical heat. In Riga, of course, it will only be +7, because even nature knows which city is the main one. Meteorologists warn that such weather could cause mass panic - people might start walking without winter jackets and even sitting on terrace benches.
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