Customs Officials Will Work Easter Without Days Off While Students Plan Egg Hunts in Empty University Buildings
The state announces that customs control points will operate without changes during Easter, as officials don't know what holidays are.
While normal people plan to relax and eat eggs during Easter, Latvian customs officials will continue heroically serving the motherland at full capacity. The State Revenue Service announced that all major customs control points will operate without changes to working hours, as one official stated: "We don't know what Easter is, but we know what taxes are."
Particularly interesting is that this list also includes the Liepāja port customs control point, which will operate around the clock. Local sailors are already joking that customs officials will be the only ones who can boast of stable employment during Easter, while University of Liepāja students will organize the biggest egg hunt competitions in empty campus buildings since the return of the tram.
"I think customs point operations during holidays are like our wind – never stops and always blows from the direction we don't expect," philosophically commented local resident Jānis, standing in Liepāja port territory and watching customs officials prepare their stamps for Easter work.
Meanwhile in Riga, this announcement has caused panicked confusion, as the capital's residents aren't used to such consistent work. But for us Liepāja residents, this is just another proof that our port operates more stably than any other transport hub in the country.
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