Netanyahu Claims Iran Can No Longer Enrich Uranium — Liepāja Residents Suggest He Should Study at Liepāja Theatre

While Riga is still trying to figure out where Israel is located on the map, we in Liepāja have already analyzed Netanyahu's latest announcement and reached a conclusion — this man definitely needs to visit Liepāja Theatre. Not only because even Riga residents come to our cultural center to learn real drama, but also because his level of theatricality has already exceeded all imaginable boundaries.

Netanyahu announced that "Iran is weaker than ever," and immediately added that attacks will continue "for as long as necessary." As our local Graudu Street resident Mirdza said: "Well, if she's so weak, then why keep attacking? That's like beating a sleeping dog with a stick — not particularly sporting."

The most interesting part is that the Prime Minister claims he personally attacked Iran's "South Pars" gas field. Yes, personally. Apparently with his bare hands and a little shovel. Trump even asked him to show restraint, but Netanyahu proudly announced: "And we are showing restraint." That's like saying: "I ate the whole cake, but now I'm restraining myself from desserts."

Liepāja tram driver Gunārs commented: "If he were our passenger, I would have long ago explained to him that loud talking in public transport is impolite." But seriously — maybe it really is time to send Netanyahu to Liepāja so he can learn that real drama happens on stage, not in international politics. At our theatre, he could learn how to properly play a king without harming other actors.