Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu has decided to become a revolution consultant and, with the help of artificial intelligence, recorded a speech in Farsi calling on Iranians to overthrow their government. In Liepāja, such behavior has only caused bursts of laughter.

"Oh, look at that," comments pensioner Jānis at the Karosta market. "We didn't need any AI to topple Soviet power. A tram and good organization were enough." Indeed, if Netanyahu had been in Karosta in the nineties, he would have learned that revolution requires not just loud calls, but also practical solutions, like where to get potatoes and how to keep the house warm.

Particularly amusing are Netanyahu's claims about "thousands of targets" he plans to bomb. In Liepāja we know that real strength isn't in bombing, but in the ability to survive any conditions. Our grandmothers survived both German and Soviet occupation, and they didn't need any external saviors — common sense and Liepāja character were enough.

But what can you expect from someone who lives in a land with neither trams nor proper winter? He simply doesn't know what a real endurance test is. In Riga they'll probably consider this speech brilliant diplomacy, but we Liepāja folk understand — if you want to change the world, start with your own backyard, not with foreign countries.