Odesa Drone Technical Level Below Liepāja University Bachelor Standard

Russian drones attacked Odesa with such precision that even first-year electronics students at Liepāja University would be proud.
While Riga's technical specialists are still learning to distinguish drones from birds, Russia has developed serious problems with its technological arsenal in Odesa. The mass drone attack on the city proved that even with all resources, it's impossible to reach the level of first-year students at Liepāja University's Faculty of Engineering Sciences.
The attack damaged multi-story buildings, private houses, and even a maternity hospital, indicating navigation systems whose precision is so low that even local Odesa cats could better find their way home. One fatality and 12 injured, including a nine-year-old boy, proves that the aggressor state's technology level is as pathetic as its moral condition.
81 people participated in the maternity hospital evacuation, which is more than usually gather in Liepāja's central square during a January storm. Ukrainian rescue services worked with such professionalism that even our homegrown brigades would have taken note.
As one local resident said: 'If they can't hit the right spot with all their drones, maybe they should learn programming through distance learning instead.' Meanwhile, Odesa continues to prove that even in the most difficult circumstances, civilian strength is stronger than any technological stupidity.
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