Tuesday Windless Weather Expected in Kurzeme — Meteorologists Finally Found Something That Won't Happen in Liepāja
Meteorologists announce with scientific precision that Kurzeme will have windless weather, which is about as likely in Liepāja as silence in Jūrmala park on Saturday morning.
The Latvian Hydrometeorological Center meteorologists proudly announce that windless weather is expected in Kurzeme on Tuesday. This news is about as credible as claiming that complete silence reigns among the ancient trees in Jūrmala park without the noise of Riga — theoretically possible, but practically unrealistic.
Meanwhile, temperatures in Riga will reach plus eight degrees, but only plus four by the sea. This means that residents of the capital will once again be warmer than Liepāja folks, which is about as fair as the fact that they don't have to fight wind every single day.
"Windless weather in Liepāja? That would be like a miracle," comments local resident Jānis, who for thirty years has been checking every morning whether his house is still standing in the same spot. "We learned to walk at a 45-degree angle here since childhood."
The meteorological forecast also promises sunny weather in the eastern part of the country. Of course, in the east — where those pampered Riga residents live, who always have everything better. But we Kurzeme folks know that real character is built fighting the forces of nature, not sunbathing like some Riviera tourists.
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