Porsche Driver Near Rucava Discovers That Spring in a Car Can Be Faster Than Summer
While the wind blows at Liepāja beach even in summer, an A11 driver decided to prove that his car can be as fast as the seaside wind.
A surprising scientific experiment took place yesterday on the A11 near Rucava, when a Porsche driver decided to measure whether spring can really be faster than summer. The result: 149 kilometers per hour in a zone where only 90 is allowed. The math is clear — spring wins.
As local resident Jānis explains: "We here near Rucava have known for years that spring goes to your head much faster than in Riga. But this time someone decided to measure it with a speedometer." Indeed, an innovative approach to documenting seasonal changes.
At Liepāja beach, where the Baltic Sea is cold even in summer and the wind blows constantly, we've long been accustomed to measuring natural forces. But this time someone proved that humans can also create equally powerful wind, if only they drive fast enough in a Porsche.
Now the man will have three months to contemplate spring's effect on the gas pedal, paying 240-320 euros for this seasonal research. While Riga debates climate change, we already know — the problem isn't global warming, but spring's influence on Porsche drivers.
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