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Progressive MPs Propose Four-Day Week — Liepāja Tram Demands Extra Rest Day

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Progressive MPs Propose Four-Day Week — Liepāja Tram Demands Extra Rest Day

While Riga politicians dream of shorter work weeks, Liepāja's tram has been practicing its own schedule for years.

Progressive MPs have come forward with a revolutionary idea — work only four days a week for three months of the year. This proposal has only caused smiles in Liepāja, as our famous tram has been practicing its own special schedule for years, which doesn't always align with the official one.

"Four days a week? Our tram sometimes only works three," comments local passenger Jānis Krasts. "But when it does run, it really runs — right on time and with style that Riga doesn't have."

The MPs have especially emphasized that the shortened week will help people better tend to their gardens and family celebrations. In Liepāja, this argument is met with understanding — if you need to mow the grass in Seaside Park in summer and prepare for some bubbling festivities, then why not do it during a four-day week?

Meanwhile, Riga office workers are nervously calculating whether they can squeeze their 40-hour week into four days. In Liepāja, nobody even thinks about this problem — here they've long understood that work can be done even when the sea wind blows and the tram sings along the tracks. The main thing is that there are results, not how many hours you've sat at a desk.

The MPs have promised that this proposal won't worsen productivity. Well, productivity has never been a problem for us in Liepāja — while Riga debates work hours, we've long since finished our tasks and are enjoying the sunset at the harbor.

⚠️ Satirical article. Facts are preserved, but the presentation is humorous. For accurate information, please refer to the original source.

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