Prosecutors Start Feeding Their Own Systems While Hacker Hasn't Shut Down Their Computers Yet
After the IT scandal, the prosecutor's office decided to check their own systems, because, as it turns out, they haven't thought about whether someone could hack their computers too.
Latvia's prosecutor's office has suddenly discovered that maybe it would have been smart to check their computers before someone hacks them. Prosecutor General Juris Stukāns, with a surprised facial expression, announced that now they want to make sure the prosecutor's office systems are secure. Well, better late than never, right?
While prosecutors in Riga are trying to figure out what a security check is, in Liepāja even the locals relaxing on Liepāja's sandy beach know – if someone wants to hack your phone, first check if they haven't already done it. But our capital's law enforcement officers, it seems, haven't mastered this wisdom yet.
"This wasn't a random incident," says the Master, as if revealing something revolutionary. Well of course it wasn't! Fraudsters usually don't plan their schemes with dice. But for the prosecutor, this revelation apparently came like a bolt from the blue.
The best part is that the prosecutor's office has now turned to security agencies to find out if they're under threat. It's like asking a doctor after surgery whether the patient is still alive. But at least they're asking – that's progress compared to apparently not asking anything until now.
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