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Record number of Liepāja residents got carried away searching for their city: turns out 360 teams didn't know where Liedags is located

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Record number of Liepāja residents got carried away searching for their city: turns out 360 teams didn't know where Liedags is located

While people in Riga search for their identity in expensive courses, our folks organized the biggest orienteering game only to discover they don't even know their own city.

On Monday, Liepāja witnessed a historically unusual phenomenon — 1,500 people voluntarily set out to search for their hometown. The orienteering game 'Liepāja's Footprints in Latvia' attracted so many participants that even municipal employees began to doubt whether so many really don't know where they live.

'I thought our city is so small that everyone knows every corner,' commented the event organizer. 'It turned out that even Liedags sandy beach was like a revelation to many, even though it's only five minutes from the center.' Meanwhile in Riga, a similar event would have ended with participants getting lost in Old Town and asking for GPS assistance.

It was particularly heartwarming to watch team 'Shashlik' win the pedestrian category with 400 points. 'We oriented ourselves by food smells,' revealed the team captain. 'When we caught the aroma of pies from the Central Market, we knew we were heading in the right direction.' Meanwhile, team 'Folk Maidens' received the sympathy award for managing to run the entire route in folk costumes, even though the wind was stronger than usual.

The day's climax was a concert by cello trio 'Melo-M,' where patriotic songs sounded so beautiful that even local cats stopped to listen. The Olympic torch relay did confuse local residents a bit — some thought it was a new way to deliver pies around the city.

⚠️ Satirical article. Facts are preserved, but the presentation is humorous. For accurate information, please refer to the original source.

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