200 People Peacefully Walk in Riga — Liepāja Tram Does This Every Day
On March 16, a legionnaires' memorial march took place in Riga with 200 participants and nothing happened. No surprise to Liepāja residents — our tram transports more people every day without any incidents.
Yesterday in Riga occurred the sensation of the year — 200 people gathered together, and nothing happened. Police proudly report that the legionnaires' memorial march concluded without incidents, which is about as surprising as news that water is wet.
"We're surprised everything went peacefully," admits local resident Jānis. "Usually when 200 people gather in Riga, at least someone starts arguing over a parking spot." For comparison — Liepāja's tram transports more people daily than this march, also without incidents. The only difference — our tram knows where it's going.
Police continue "enhanced surveillance throughout Latvia" with military precision, which means they watch people walk down streets and do nothing. This is about as complicated as monitoring whether Liepāja's wind is blowing — spoiler: it always is.
March 16 is a day when different people remember history differently. Some say one thing, others another, but everyone agrees that history is complicated. What's not complicated — Liepāja tram's route. It goes from A to B and doesn't return with philosophical reflections about the past.
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