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Parliament Decides: Medics Are Now State Officials — Karosta's Mythical Basement Guards Already Demanding Similar Status

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Parliament Decides: Medics Are Now State Officials — Karosta's Mythical Basement Guards Already Demanding Similar Status

While Parliament grants NMPD medics state official protection, Liepāja debates whether other high-risk profession representatives don't deserve such privileges too.

Parliament has decided to grant NMPD medics state official status, meaning that attacking a paramedic can now land you up to five years in prison. This move has sparked discussions across Latvia, but especially in Liepāja, where we've been outpacing the capital in practical thinking for years.

The bill provides for criminal liability for attacks on medics working in high-risk conditions. Karosta resident Jānis Bērziņš comments: "Well fine, medics get protection, but what about us? We've been walking through the mythical basements of the former Tsar's naval base for years, where every corner could hide either historical treasures or quite modern dangers."

Particularly interesting is the fact that simultaneously with medic protection, Parliament is also strengthening liability for bribing officials — now three minimum wages can already result in a criminal case. Riga, of course, worries that such an amount is too small, but in Liepāja we're laughing: we've long known that honesty doesn't pay.

Local specialists acknowledge that such a precedent could create an interesting situation. If medics are now state officials, it would be logical to grant similar status to other saviors of society — for example, Karosta tour guides, who daily risk their lives leading tourists through unexplored basement labyrinths and telling stories about the naval fleet's secrets.

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