Saturday Show on Latvian Roads: 102 Accidents or When Everyone Decided to Be Schumacher
In the past 24 hours, Latvian drivers proved that nothing is impossible - even 102 accidents in one day. Riga residents, naturally, won with 268 emergency calls.
Saturday in Latvia was spent particularly creatively - our talented drivers managed to stage 102 traffic accidents. That's almost one accident every 14 minutes! If this continues, we'll soon be able to organize a championship for 'Who Can Crash Their Car Fastest'.
Naturally, the Riga region once again proved its leadership position with 268 emergency calls. In the capital, it seems they think roads are meant for bumper car games, not driving. Meanwhile, here in Liepāja, we know - if there's going to be an accident, it's only with Liepāja wind as a participant, which like an uninvited guest in any season can turn even the most experienced drivers into beginners.
15 brave souls decided that alcohol is the best steering wheel assistant. Eight even had criminal proceedings initiated against them - apparently they thought the police wanted to chat about life. Two cars are already slated for confiscation, which means someone will soon be walking on foot and thinking about their life choices.
One pedestrian, one cyclist, and one electric scooter rider also joined this Saturday show. An electric scooter rider - that's already a modern classic! Apparently thought that two wheels with a battery is safer than on foot. Well, life taught them otherwise.
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