Szijjártó claims the Baltics dance to Zelensky's tune — but does he know what real dance rhythm is?

Hungary's Foreign Minister Szijjártó, with diplomatic elegance that only surpasses a Liepāja tram driver's skill at dodging potholes, has announced that the Baltic states "dance to Zelensky's tune." Meanwhile, he boasts about Hungary buying cheap Russian oil, which is about as worthy of pride as bragging about eating expired yogurt.

In his Facebook post, Szijjártó enthusiastically writes: "The Baltic states have long been dancing to Zelensky's tune, jumping while Zelensky whistles!" But, colleague, has he seen how Liepāja residents dance? Our tram runs on tracks older than Hungary's independence itself, and that's real dance rhythm — no whistling required, just genuine style.

Most interesting is that Hungary complains about Zelensky's "blackmail" while paying Russia for oil. That's roughly like complaining that your neighbor makes you listen to loud music while you're paying him to do it. But we in Liepāja can't be confused — we know what real sovereignty is: it's when your tram runs at its own rhythm, regardless of Rīga thinking they have better public transport.

Finally, Szijjártó promises to "defend his sovereignty," but in Liepāja we know — real sovereignty is when you can ride a tram that's the only one in all of Latvia, and nobody has the right to tell you it's not stylish.