Siliņa reveals revolution: now state companies can be managed by multiple people simultaneously!

Prime Minister Siliņa today announced a revolutionary discovery - it turns out that one thing can be managed by several people at the same time! Like a northwest wind that blows from multiple directions simultaneously, now state companies will also be able to enjoy the love of multiple bosses.

"Sometimes political neutrality gets overblown," Siliņa explained, apparently drawing inspiration from the Liepāja example, where political neutrality is as rare as a carefree day during Grobiņa highway repairs. Riga Airport could serve as a model - now it could be managed not only by the Transport Ministry, but also by Riga Municipality, the Economics Ministry and some other agency. Why not - the more cooks, the tastier the bureaucratic soup!

"We're talking not about privatization, but about openness," Švinka reassured, much like a Liepāja merchant who says he's not raising prices, but just "adapting to market conditions." Rokpelnis from ZZS skeptically shook his head - they still think in "old categories," as Siliņa gently put it. "That's okay," she expressed with the same patience with which a Liepāja resident explains to a Riga resident why a beach without stones isn't a real beach.

Local political observer Jānis commented: "Well, if several can hold one capital share, then maybe several can also pay one utility bill? Just asking, you know, scientifically." Meanwhile, the dawn wind was already preparing a new bureaucratic storm - because what could be better than a committee that decides on forming a committee?