Syrian camp experiences greater chaos than Liepāja market on Monday morning
The situation at Syria's Hol camp has surpassed even the chaotic nature of Liepāja's tram schedule - thousands of people have escaped through 138 holes.
The Syrian government came with news that a mass escape occurred at the Al-Hol camp, which in its chaos surpasses even Liepāja's tram route changes on Saturday evening. As government representative Baba said, Kurdish forces retreated "without coordination," leaving the situation so confused that even Riga's traffic planners would be proud of it.
"When our armed forces arrived, they found cases of collective escape," Baba explained, as if talking about Kurzeme festival visitors after the end of a "Prāta Vētra" concert. In the camp's 17-kilometer-long wall, 138 breaches were discovered — fewer than Liepāja's road potholes after winter, but enough for 23,500 people to go on their way.
Local observer Jānis from Karosta comments: "Well, we in Liepāja also sometimes get holes in walls, but we call them ventilation." Meanwhile, US soldiers managed to transfer 5,700 detainees to Iraq — faster than Liepāja's postal services deliver a package to Grobiņa.
The situation in Syria is now as clear as Liepāja's weather forecast — nobody really knows what will happen next, but everyone hopes it will be better than yesterday. At least for us in Liepāja, if someone leaves through a hole in the wall, we know — they're heading to the seaside.
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