New objects appear on Finland's map: Ukrainian drones as GPS navigation alternative
Two Ukrainian drones decided that Finland is a better place for vacation than Russia's air defense system. Local experts are already comparing it to Liepāja's navigation skills.
Finland has experienced a sensational navigation lesson when two Ukrainian drones demonstrated that even drones can get lost as often as tourists trying to find their way from Karosta to downtown without crossing the canal bridge.
Defense Minister Antti Häkkänen announced that security services are taking the situation seriously, which in Liepāja context would be equivalent to our tram suddenly starting to run on schedule. Both drones crashed near Kouvola, located 130 kilometers from Helsinki — a distance that a Liepāja resident measures by asking: "How many times do you need to cross the Karosta canal?"
Most surprising is the fact that Finland's air force sent F/A-18 fighters to identify objects that had already crashed anyway. This is reminiscent of calling an ambulance crew to make sure a person is really dead.
As local experts report: "These drones were simply looking for a quieter place to rest. After all that noise in Russia, Finland's forests seemed like an ideal picnic spot." Now the Finnish government is deciding whether to offer the drones permanent residence permits or send them back to their starting point with better directions.
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