Starmer Announces Strait of Hormuz Not NATO's Problem — Apparently Hasn't Seen the Ship Stuck in Liepāja Port

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, with the same confidence as Liepāja Metallurg fans singing their anthem against Riga's Dinamo, announced that unblocking the Strait of Hormuz is not NATO's job. This diplomatic elegance is about as surprising as news that water is wet.

"We are cooperating with other countries to develop a credible plan," said Starmer, apparently forgetting that international cooperation in unblocking sea routes is about as complicated as trying to organize a dinner party with all European leaders. But hey, at least he honestly admitted it's not a NATO mission.

Meanwhile, US President Trump, in his usual manner, warns of NATO's "very bad" future if allies don't help. This is about as dramatic as a hockey coach's speech after a lost game. "If you don't help with the strait, we'll all be in trouble," could be the summary of his announcement.

Local expert Jānis Bērziņš from Grobiņa commented: "Well, if the Brits can't agree on the Strait of Hormuz, how did they even decide to leave the EU? At least ships in our port know where to go." Must admit, the logic is as solid as Karosta fortress.