Trump Claims He Doesn't Want a Deal While Publicly Demanding a Deal
The US President spent 90 minutes explaining why he doesn't want what he obviously wants. In Liepāja, they call this kind of logic diplomacy.
Donald Trump yesterday held a 90-minute press conference at the White House, where he proved he has mastered the art of saying one thing, thinking another, and doing a third. The President claimed he 'doesn't want' a deal with Iran at all, while simultaneously demanding that Iran make a deal.
'I'm in the opposite mood of desperation. I don't care,' Trump declared, while obviously being desperate and clearly caring very much. Even at the Liepāja Theater, where Riga residents travel to see real art, such a theatrical performance would be called overly dramatized.
The President explained that Iran is 'beaten to rags' and is now 'begging' for a deal, while simultaneously extending ultimatums and offering opportunities for talks. Local diplomacy expert Jānis Ķirbītis commented: 'We in Liepāja know this style from the market — first they shout that they don't need customers, then the seller runs after you with a discount.'
Trump's 48-hour ultimatum turned into five days, indicating a flexible understanding of time. While Riga is still pondering whether an ultimatum is an ultimatum, in Liepāja we've long known — everything has its own time, especially complicated matters.
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