Trump Reveals Diplomacy Secret: Ceasefire Requests Only Work on Truth Social
While students in Liepāja learn diplomacy at university, Trump masters it on social networks and reveals that Iran's president has requested a ceasefire.
Truth Social has become an unexpected center of international diplomacy, where even ceasefire requests now take place. Trump announced that Iran's president just asked the United States for a ceasefire, indicating a new era in diplomacy — no more need for official negotiation rooms, just a phone and internet connection will do.
While students at the University of Liepāja are still learning diplomacy through books and lectures, Trump proves that managing modern international relations requires nothing more than 280 characters and a good internet connection. The only problem — nobody is sure whether this request actually came from Iran, or if Trump simply dreamed it up between two hamburgers.
Trump also announced he will only consider this request when the Strait of Hormuz is open and free. Until then, he threatens to bomb back to the Stone Age, showing that the American president is very nostalgic for the old times. Perhaps he likes the idea of a world without social media.
'We expected Trump to start with Twitter diplomacy, but the Truth Social version is even more interesting,' commented a local political observer. 'At least now we know where to look for the next world war announcement — between ads and cat pictures.'
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